cursedcatimages:

NOOO

rosygjrls:

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

rhythmviolence:

me crawling around in an air vent: what wyould you do if we accidental kissed

the xenomorph: *hisses and impales me with its razor sharp tail*

ltsv:

aries season: GO CRAZY AKFJKGJKAJTKAK GO STUPID SKFJAKFJKAJGOAKR

taurus season: 🛌

bluehairedspidey:

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

shiftythrifting:

Gaytorade mug worth 69 cents, thanks susan

dirtgirl1999:

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

arthurmorgans:

legitimately getting butterflies in your stomach when thinking about video game romances

sapphomets:

mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid